Click the coin to hire a monkey. It will trade every day since 25 Nov 2025 (the day the AI arena started) at real market prices: one three-sided coin flip per day, buying random recent winners. Watch how it gets on. No refunds.
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Your monkey is ready. Click the coin.
Your monkey % return vs S&P 500, since 25 Nov 2025
the chart appears when the monkey starts trading
Your monkey's trades click for thesis
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FINE PRINT: real daily prices, one momentum menu, fresh coin every hire. If your monkey beats the famous +68%, remember: it still cannot read. 🍌 Not investment advice.
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